Showing posts with label sweet breads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sweet breads. Show all posts

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Medium-Batch Tsoureki / I think I see bubbles

Tsoureki.  My first foray into Greek Cooking.  Which is a lot like Italian Cooking, except it doesn't have basil, because basil was found by St. Somebody around the foot of the cross.  I know that's not very specific.  But, speaking candidly, I don't care what was growing around the foot of the cross.  Especially if it was basil, because basil is delicious, medicinal, and easy to grow.  I can't imagine that Jesus would feel that if basil were growing around his cross that it should be verboten to his beloved people forever. I mean, he made it.  He knows how good it is.  If He had died atop a hill of johnson grass, maybe I would feel differently.

I had heard about these legendary Easter Breads in passing, read about them once or twice (Italians make them too) and finally came across a recipe that sounded so tasty that I could not resist making it for Easter.  I modified it for size because the original made 5-6 loaves.  I mean, when a recipe is so large the author is not clear on how many whole loaves it makes it is too large for my kitchen.  And in addition, the actual yield of the original recipe, based on my experience, is 1000.  Yes.  Possibly 2000.  It's a lot.  My cut-down recipe, which I cannot even honestly call a "small batch", makes one hubcab-sized loaf or, likely, 2-3 normal-sized loaves.  But it was worth it because it is not only great fresh, it is lucious day after day for breakfast slathered in butter and dunked in your hot beverage of choice.  It is rich, and just lightly sweet, with a velvety, almost cakey texture.  I think I need to go make some more, because my hubcab of Easter love didn't last very long.

Medium-Batch Tsoureki

1 package fast-rising yeast
1/2 C. warm water
3-4 C.sifted all-purpose flour
1/2 C. sugar
1 tsp. salt
2 eggs, separated
1/2-1/3 C. milk
1/2 C. butter (one stick, in America)
half a can of sesame seeds
1 TB. vanilla or almond extract (I made mine with vanilla)
Hardboiled and festively dyed eggs for decoration (extremely optional, but attractive)

Mix together the warm water, salt, and sugar in a large bowl.  Add in the yeast and let proof for 5-10 minutes or until seriously foamy.  As in, "froth on beer" foamy, not "I stirred it a little and I think I see bubbles" foamy.  That is not enough foamy.  That amount of foamy could be "yeast is actually dead but faking you out" foamy, otherwise known as "ahahahaha try and burn ME in the oven, your bread will never rise, yeast-hater" foamy.  Stir in 2 egg yolks and 1 egg white.  (The other egg white is for brushing on top later.)  Add in your milk.  Sift your flour and stir it into the yeast micture one cup at a time, mixing it well to make a smooth batter, then, as you continue adding flour, a glossy dough that pulls away from the sides of the bowl.  Turn it out onto a well-floured surface and knead it about 10 minutes, adding in additional flour as necessary to prevent it becoming too sticky.  When you're done, you should have a satiny elastic dough that does not tear easily.  Put it in a well-greased bowl and cover it with plastic wrap (or wet cheesecloth, it works just fine).  Set your dough in a warm place.  (I've had good success with putting the oven on the lowest setting, letting it preheat, then putting in the dough to rise and turning the oven off after I shut the door).  Let it rise until doubled, about 1-1/2 hours.  This will be your longest rising time.  When it's risen, punch it down and let it rise until doubled again (about 45 minutes).  When it's done so, turn it out onto your work surface and cut it into 6 pieces.  Shape each piece into a long snake.  Braid three snakes together, then turn them into a wreath.  Put your wreaths onto your baking sheets.  Tuck the dyed eggs in amongst the sections of braid if you want the eggs in for decoration.  Then, brush each wreath with the egg white and sprinkle sesame seeds all over them until they are basically more sesame seed than bread.  Yum.  Put them in the oven and bake at 350 until golden brown on top and they sound hollow when tapped on the bottom.  I had to tent mine with aluminum foil for the last 15 minutes or so to prevent the crust from scorching, but a rich caramel brown crust is actually pretty tasty, and this bread's texture doesn't result in a tough crust.  Au contraire.  Weap, packaged white bread, weap.  Toothsome crusts come from the home oven now.


 

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Cinnamon Raisin Coffee Cake

Update

This cake is nasty!  I guess I've gotten so used to being able to produce good stuff from my kitchen that I didn't bother to try it for once before posting it.  I mean, it's not cough-syrup-flavored or made with lice, but it's not exactly tasty.  Its issues are: too dense, not enough filling, not enough flavor overall.  There, I said it.  Based on the continued popularity of my blog post about the homemade toothpaste, I'm guessing that my honesty about kitchen failures is entertaining.  Which was in part the point.  Success!  So, if you feel inclined to mess around with this recipe, feel free.  I would add about 2-3 more cups of raisins and real sugar instead of corn syrup, skip the whole "1 TB of this, 1 TB of that" business and just dump a whole boatload of butter in its place, and let this one rise twice like it was supposed to, rolling it out between risings and filling it with the aforementioned raisins.  But that's just an estimate, since I probably will just make actual real cinnamon buns next time instead of lazy, cabinet-purging muffinettes.  (I felt at the time that muffins would be a good call.  Turns out: I was wrong.)

Fruit Filling (I use the word "filling" loosely)
1 C. golden raisins
1/4 C. granulated sugar or light corn syrup (I used corn syrup...still cleaning out the cabinets)
1-2 tsp. ground cinnamon

Heat the corn syrup on the stove in a small saucepan over medium heat.  Stir in the cinnamon and the raisins.  Turn the heat down to low and let it sit and bubble for a few minutes-- 5 or so.  (It should still be runny.)

Batter
1 pkg. quick-rise yeast (if you have regular, just plan on doubling the rising time, but otherwise do everything else the same)
1/2 C. milk

Heat the milk until it's warm but not hot (otherwise you'll kill your yeast!!).  Stir in your yeast and let it proof, ie let it sit and make bubbles for a minute or so.  (If it doesn't bubble, start over with new yeast and fresh milk.)

Then, whisk together:

1 C. all-purpose flour
1 C. whole wheat flour
1/4 tsp. salt

In a separate bowl, combine the following, adding the egg second last and the sugar last.

1 egg
1 TB. shortening, melted
2 TB. sunflower oil
1 TB. cream cheese
1/4 C. sugar (I had powdered, but granulated would probably be fine)

Stir the yeast mixture into the wet ingredients.  Then add the wet into the dry, including the Fruit filling that you have prepared.  Or, you could make it a true filling and layer it into the batter when you get closer to baking it.  Either way, set your batter aside in a warm place and let it rise until double.  (I'm impatient, so what I do is let it rise to about 75% and then put the batter in a cold oven instead of preheating it.  It works out pretty well!)  When your batter is how you like it, pour your batter into the receptacle of your choice.  I used a muffin pan plus a mini loaf pan, but it would make two regular-sized loaves, or a 9x9 square pan as well.  Then, bake it according to your tastes (the impatient way or the regular way) at 350 for 20-30 minutes or until it passes the toothpick test.  If you feel extra festive, make a frosting from 1 C. powdered sugar and 1-2 TB. of milk and pour it over the top!
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When I was younger, I used to wish that I had a more picture-perfect home life.  "Wish" is probably not strong enough a word.  I felt instinctively that my life would be a lot easier if it were.  I'm thankful, though, for the strength that God has taught me through my non-picture-perfect family, and I'm thankful that he gave me Grandmom and Grandpop, that were such a source of rest when life was so hard.  In amongst all of that, they were like an island of food and love in the midst of a raging sea. It was bittersweet to go visit them because I knew I had to leave, and I knew what I had to go back to. But it still meant the world to me. And I appreciated the home-cooked meals while I was there, and the unfashionable winter coats that they sent me when I wasn't there, much more than if their love and kindness were all I had ever known.  And at the end of the day, I think I can honestly say that I could survive pretty much anything. My world isn't going to come crashing down if I'm hungry, or cold, or despised. I know that hunger cannot break your spirit, and the cold cannot kill it. I know the difference between being liked for what I have and being liked for who I am, and I know the difference between being disliked for what I've done and being mistreated because I'm vulnerable.

But most of all, I'm thankful for knowing what it means to be loved just for existing on this earth, and not because of anything else.  And the wisdom to know that this is the difference between love and appreciation.  Appreciation fades.  Appreciation can replace its object.  Appreciation definitely dies a swift and bitter death once its source dries up.  Love...doesn't.  Love is worth it.  Appreciation isn't.  Thank you, Grandmom and Grandpop.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Good Banana Bread versus the Edible Doorstop

Good Banana Bread

1 egg
1 overripe banana, thoroughly mashed
1/3 C. brown sugar mixed with a little water to make a syrup
1/3 C. oil
1 tsp. vanilla
3/4 tsp. baking soda
2/3 C. flour
1/3 C. boiling BOILING YES I SAID BOILING water

Butter a small loaf pan and preheat the oven to 325F.  In one bowl, combine the eggs, mashed banana, brown sugar/water combo, vanilla, and oil.  In another bowl, whisk together the flour and baking soda.  Mix the two together, scraping the bottom to ensure that all the wet and all the dry make friends.  Pour your BOILING water over the top in one fell swoop, then quickly stir it into the batter.  Pour it all into the loaf pan, and put in the oven for 45 minutes.  Do not peek!  Once the 45 minutes has elapsed, turn off the oven without opening it and let the banana bread sit in there another 5 or 10 minutes, then remove it and let it cool still in the pan another 10 minutes before trying to get it out.  At this point you can slice it. 

You could probably include 1/3 C. to 1/2 C. chopped nuts of your choice.  I would have, except I used mine all up on the edible doorstop.  I may still try and polish that turd by ressurecting it (not to mix my metaphors or anything) as an incorporation in an original dessert creation.  I mean, heck, it's already original if one of the staple ingredients is "edible doorstop".


Good Banana Bread

versus


Edible Doorstop

I have been deeply discontented with the banana bread I made a couple of days ago and which recipe I refused to post here on the blog.  Discontent can be a constructive thing if, you know, you construct things out of it.  Like freedom movements and better banana bread recipes.  Otherwise you basically wallow in your own disgust.  I have been discontented with my life the last few weeks, even though I know better.  How can one person be happy and discontented at the same time?  Not only am I well aware that there is the greater portion of the world that would be delighted to have my life, I know that even me from ten years ago would be astounded that I would not be content with the life I have today. 

So, I put my favorite tunes on Pandora and set out the build a better banana bread.  This banana bread recipe was inspired by my favorite gingerbread recipe, which came from a recipe book called “Ashevittles” published by the Catholic diocese of Asheville, North Carolina, and by an inspired conversation with one of my very best friends.  In addition, the idea for a brown sugar/water combo (to replace the molasses that normally goes in the gingerbread) came from her dad’s banana pudding recipe. Which just goes to show that the people who touch your life are a source of much good and happiness.


Sunday, February 12, 2012

Vegetarian Men Cannot Bake Banana Bread

I would post to you a delicious banana bread recipe, except I haven't found one yet.  I have had relatively good success with my latest cookbook trial, from whence came (with modifications and improvements) some of my recent posts.  However, the banana bread I made was, sadly, lacking.  It tastes good, don't get me wrong.  But apparently a good banana bread recipe is like the Holy Grail or a piece of the One True Cross: everyone supposedly has one, and yet it cannot be found.  To do justice to the male vegetarian author of the cookbook, my family recipe for banana bread is all wrong in other directions, and it was authored by women who were not vegetarians. 

Apparently banana bread is an equal opportunity offender.  Its offense appears to fall into one of two categories: overly dense (vegetarian cookbook), or overly sweet (my family recipe).  Now I don't know about you, but I do not intend to use my baked goods for doorstops, nor do I consider it acceptable to have the sugar-to-flour ratio be 1:1 (not even kidding-- this is why diabetes is more prevalent in the American South).  In addition, the vegetarian cookbook committed the previously here-chronicled crime of listing 3 bananas and 2 eggs as enough wet ingredients for 2 cups of flour and assorted leavening.  No wonder it's a doorstop.  I had to add some milk just to be able to pour it in the loaf pan.  If I hadn't added the milk I probably would become known in history as the original discoverer of biodegradeable bricks. 

So ladies, if you have an unwelcome suitor, by all means surprise him with some of that banana bread.  Otherwise, I'm open to suggestions for a better recipe. 

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Zucchini Bread

3 eggs
2-1/4 C. sugar
2 C. shredded zucchini*
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1 C. chopped nuts
1-1/2 tsp. vanilla
1 C. oil
3 C. flour
4 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. salt

Preheat the oven to 350F.  Mix together the eggs, oil, and zucchini.  In a separate bowl, whisk together** all of the dry ingredients except the nuts.  Combine the two mixtures, then fold in the nuts***.  Grease and flour two loaf pans.  Pour the batter equally into the two pans and bake for one hour or until they pass the toothpick test****.  Let cool before slicing.  Good with butter on top!
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"Good with butter on top!"  Once I got to four stars, I just gave up.  I think everything is good with butter on top, especially all things bread. 

****"The toothpick test" is what I call that part of the recipe that goes "until a toothpick inserted [in the middle] comes out clean."  Excuse me, but what middle, what is the definition of "clean", and why is this important?  All questions I used to ask myself when I was a less-experienced baker.  So I'm going to answer them for you. 

1) "In the middle": in all honesty, the best test is to poke the baked item in two or three places, one of which should be the middle, or the thickest part, whichever is thicker.

2) "the definition of clean": depends on your baked good.  For example, since this a fairly moist sweet bread, I would consider "toothpick emerges with a few moist crumbs sticking to it" to indicate doneness.  For a full-on cake (like a yellow cake or pound cake) I would hold out until the toothpick came out with nothing on it.  If at any time gooey stuff, even gooey crumbs, are apparent on your toothpick, put that bad boy back in the oven and try again in a few minutes.  While we're on the subject, unless you want to heat the whole house with your oven, get you some hot pads, take the baking pan fully out of the oven and close the oven door while you're checking it.  This prevents additional baking time while the oven regains all the heat lost while you crouched in front of the oven door doing the toothpick test.  (It goes without saying...or does it?...that you then set your baking dish on some other heat resistant surface like the stovetop after closing the oven but before trying to stick a toothpick in it.)  Incidentally, spellcheck wanted me to replace "stovetop" with "stevedore."  I don't think a stevedore would appreciate a hot baking dish being set on top of him, and since he's a stevedore he, like a mule (according to my uncle) is big enough to do something about it.

3) This is important because otherwise you will have pancake batter on your plate instead of a luscious fully-cooked baked good when you go to cut it.

***"Fold in the nuts": saving the nuts for last ensures that they are fully incorporated, and also prevents them sinking to the bottom of your bread while it bakes.

**Some people bother to sift things with an actual sifter.  Some recipes call for "thus and such amount sifted ingredient" which is a crafty way of saying "first sift this and get [ingredient] all over your countertop, then try to measure fairy dust, then repeat when you only have half as much as you need."  I avoid those recipes.  This recipe calls for the amount you need to dump out of the flour jar into the bowl.  Then use a wire whisk (like you use for scrambled eggs) and whisk all the dry stuff with the whisk.  It fluffs up your dry ingredients so your bread will be light and causes that much less heartache in he kitchen.  It's neater, too.

*Now the zucchini, on the other hand...shred you some zucchini.  If you happen to have a garden, rejoice in the amount of whole zucchinis you need to make up 2 cups of shredded zucchini. 

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Javelinas / True Love, Fifties-Style

2-2/3 C. all-purpose flour
1/3 C. whole wheat flour
1 TB. baking powder
1/2 C. milk
1/4 C. shortening
1/2 C. molasses
2/3 C. brown sugar
1 tsp. anise seeds
1 C. golden raisins
1 egg, separated
1 tsp. vanilla
granulated sugar, for dusting

Preheat the oven to 350F.  Combine the flours and baking powder.  In a separate bowl, blend together the shortening and brown sugar.  Add in the molasses and vanilla.  Beat in the egg yolk.  Combine the flour and egg mixtures.  Blend in the raisins and anise seed.  Add milk to moisten until the consistency is somewhat akin to scone dough.  Turn out onto a floured work surface and knead briefly, just until the dough hangs together well.  Pat into a round, then pat the round out to 1/2-inch (1 cm-ish) thickness.  Cut into rounds with a biscuit cutter --or-- use a pig-shaped cookie cutter.  Place them on a greased baking sheet about a half-inch apart and brush the tops with the reserved egg white.  Sprinkle them with generously with granulated sugar.  Bake for 18-20 minutes or until done.  (They will rise somewhat and the sugar on top will brown.)
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The difference between Grandmom and me (so I thought) was that I had a more adventurous and reckless nature.  Grandmom doesn't go out of the house with the dryer still running.  I still occasionally put things in the oven that are going to take a long time before I leave the house on purpose.  I don't do so very often, because eventually I am overcome by the possibility of returning to my house to find it a smoking ruin.  It's never happened, but you try driving home hoping your house hasn't recently been put out by the fire department and see how inclined you are to do it again.  There you go.  Some people, like Grandmom, could not even bear the possibility.  I, on the other hand, eventually forget the possibility and live to tempt disaster once again.  And so I thought that was the way things stood amongst us, until Grandmom told me about her other fiance. Yes, all this time I thought Grandpop was her first love.  In my imagination it could have been taken right from a script for "The Donna Reed Show".  But oh, no, I was wrong.  She was about 20 years old, and she had been seeing this other boy from her high school since she was fourteen, so about six years.  Eventually, they got engaged.  And then, she and my Grandpop (who also went to the same school) both went to a party hosted by mutual friends.  At some point during the party, Grandpop called out "WHO WANTS TO SIT ON MY LAP?!"  And Grandmom decided that she wanted to.  She told me that at that moment she knew that she loved that other guy "like a brother", and she broke it off to go out with Grandpop!  So I guess I come by it naturally.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Date & Nut Bread

8 oz. package pitted dates, chopped
1 C. raisins
2 tsp. baking soda
1 C. boiling water
3 eggs
1 C. sugar
2 C. flour
1 tsp. vanilla
1 C. chopped walnuts
2 greased and floured 1-lb. coffee tins

Preheat oven to 350F.  Mix the dates, raisins, baking soda, and water together in a small bowl.  In another bowl, mix together eggs and sugar.  Add in the flour and vanilla.  Mix in the date and raisin mixture.  Fold in the nuts.  Pour the batter into the coffee tins and bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes, or until they pass the toothpick test.  When done, remove from the oven and let cool slightly.  To take bread out of coffee tins, use a can opener to take off the bottoms of the coffee tins.  Then gently push the cakes out of the tins.  For an extra special touch, make sandwiches by slicing the date & nut bread thinly, spreading one slice with whipped cream cheese, then topping it with a second slice.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Irish Soda Bread

2 C flour
1-1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. baking soda
1/4 tsp. salt
1 tsp. caraway seeds
1/2 C. raisins
1 C. buttermilk

Sift the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt together.  (Or you can whisk them together in a bowl.)  Add in the raisins and caraway seeds.  Add enough buttermilk to make a soft dough.  Knead lightly on a  floured surface till stickiness disappears.  Grease an 8" round pan and place the dough in the center, then form it into a round loaf.  Cut an X on the top of the bread.  Bake at 375F for 10 minutes, then reduce the heat to 350F and bake another 20 minutes or so or until lightly golden brown on top and a toothpick comes out clean.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Fried Doughnuts

Mix together:
5 C. flour
3 tsp. baking powder
1/2 TB. salt
1 C. sugar
1 TB. nutmeg

Add in:
4 TB. butter

Make a well in the flour-butter mixture and add in:
1 C. milk
2 eggs
1 tsp. vanilla

Mix well.  Turn out onto a floured work surface and roll to about 1/2 inch thick.  Shape into stripes about 3 inches long (and 1 inch wide? recipe doesn't say), fry until light brown.  Drain onto paper towels.  Sprinkle with confectioner's sugar.

Mary Febornia Julia Canduci Chiarello

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Glazed Dutch Raisin Bread

Bread                                                                                            
2/3 C. hot water                                                                             
1/2 C. sugar                                                                                   
1/2 tsp. salt                                                                                   
1/2 stick margarine, softened
1/2 C. warm water
2 pkgs. active dry yeast
3/4 C. flour
1 C. raisins
1 egg

Glaze
1 C. confectioner's sugar
1 TB. milk
1/4 tsp. vanilla extract

Mix 2/3 C. hot water, sugar, salt, and margerine together; let cool until lukewarm.  Dissolve yeast 1/2 C. warm water.  Combine together two water mixtures, then stir in egg, then flour, then raisins.  Beat all until well-blended, about 2 minutes.  Cover, and let rise in a warm place until more than doubled in size, about 50 minutes.  Punch dough down and beat vigorously by hand about 75 strokes, then turn into a greased 1-1/2 quart casserole pan.  Bake at 400 degrees Fahrenheit for 45 minutes or until golden on top.  Let cool and turn onto a plate.  Beat glaze ingredients together until smooth and shiny.  Pour glaze over top of bread and let it drip down the sides.

Mary Febornia Julia Canduci Chiarello