Dear The World:
There is a Betty Crocker app. Yes, there's an app for that. And by "that" I mean 13 enormous megabytes of "search by ingredient", "find coupons" and "step-by-step instructions". It's like a cookbook in my purse. You know, for those days when you need to cook something but inspiration fails you, but not enough for you to give in and eat out, because you still have standards and principles, and eating out just because you can't think of anything to cook is akin to buying the train line because you ran low on gas on your way home from work. I may later regret those 13 enormous megabytes (I think, more than the Angry Birds game I can now play on my phone OMG ANGRY BIRDS) but right now I'm rejoicing. (I'm not exaggerating when I say that the first thing out of my mouth after the cell phone salesman said my new phone could do apps was "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!" He downloaded it for me right in the store. I felt like Princess Conner.)
There is a Betty Crocker app. Yes, there's an app for that. And by "that" I mean 13 enormous megabytes of "search by ingredient", "find coupons" and "step-by-step instructions". It's like a cookbook in my purse. You know, for those days when you need to cook something but inspiration fails you, but not enough for you to give in and eat out, because you still have standards and principles, and eating out just because you can't think of anything to cook is akin to buying the train line because you ran low on gas on your way home from work. I may later regret those 13 enormous megabytes (I think, more than the Angry Birds game I can now play on my phone OMG ANGRY BIRDS) but right now I'm rejoicing. (I'm not exaggerating when I say that the first thing out of my mouth after the cell phone salesman said my new phone could do apps was "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!" He downloaded it for me right in the store. I felt like Princess Conner.)
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