Monday, April 9, 2012

Unintentional Innuendos

I discovered a new swear again today.

It was a lovely day.  I got dressed this morning in some of the new Spring clothes I bought a few weeks ago, went out, and did some errands around town.  Relaxing errands.  Errands that involve ice cream and bagels with bacon and cream cheese.  Yum.  Tasty errands.  Then, I went to get my car appraised from a minor accident that I got into about a month ago, and my, the appraiser was such a gentleman!  He even gave me a really good deal on my appraisal.  And then I went home.

Where I encountered a mirror.  Where I saw my non-neutral bra showing very clearly through my

PEACH!!!

shirt.  PEACH!  PEACH!  PEACH!  Upon which I immediately changed bras and sewed a strategic snap in between some key buttons.  Just covering my bases.  Yeah.  Bases.  I'm gonna stick with that version.

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